Evelyn’s own special brand of jokes

Somehow, somewhere, Evelyn heard some “what did the BLANK say to the other?” jokes. And has been making them up for herself most of today.

Here are some of my favorites:

  1. What did the T-shirt say to the other? I can’t talk!
  2. What did the cream say to the sugar? Can I make some cookies?
  3. What did the traffic light say to the other? STOP!
  4. What did the pine needle say to the other? Make pine cones.
  5. What did the flower say to the other? Bring nectar to a bee!
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